- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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