- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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