- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

Do you like apples? Yes

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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