Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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troll----> hahaha---->

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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