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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

my gramma died

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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