- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Your momma so fat, she's fat

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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