- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

You know what's natural? Bears.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

penis?

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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