What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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Nickleback.

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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Justin Bieber.

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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