there once was a black man who played basketball

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

I dont have a girlfriend

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

a blond girl walks into a bar

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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