Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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arena football

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Women's professional sports

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save me from the nothing ive become

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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