Are you trolling with me? I mean how can you know where I live if you have not even picked up the phone yet? Listen, if you wanted to make me upset, you did it okay? You won, I like you a lot and I would never do such a thing. I understand you being upset Nero, I am so sorry, I never meant nor wanted for this to happen, I hope you can forgive me someday.

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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