(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

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What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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