- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

What's brown and sticky? Anal

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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