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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

Matt is a Duster!

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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