What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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