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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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