What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

Lil Wayne's rapping career

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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