Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Anti Joke

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