- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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