You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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