- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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