Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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this is not a drill.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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