How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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