What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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Women's Rights.

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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politically correct!

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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Women

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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