- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Women

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

politically correct!

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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