- Anti Joke

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

get in the car.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt