- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

Thats what she said

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

where do some birds live in? Earth

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

Penis.

What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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