- Anti Joke

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons