- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Woman rights.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

Kefka > Sephiroth

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Republicans

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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