- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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