An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the cause was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him. At that moment, the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!...." Then the Atheist died a violent and terrible death.

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hi

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?J?o?k?e?

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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retard

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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