What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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As a stand-up comedian, I've been really interested in how comedians have recovered from jokes not hitting making fun of the fact. Recently, I was in a situation where a rhetorical question didn't hit, and anti-joking (lamenting on the lack of a punchline sarcastically) ended up generating the laugh I needed to move on! Hurray for Anti-jokes! Me: You know the gym Extreme Fitness? Audience: SILENCE Me: (sarcastically) Yes, exactly. That's exactly how that interaction went in my mind when I was practising at home. I ask question - audience responds euphorically - I continue with my joke... http://michaeljagdeo.wordpress.com/2012/01/29/anti-jokes-how-to-recover-when-a-joke-doesnt-hit/

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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