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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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