- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

whos district champs not JM

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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