A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

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Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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Rejected Disney titles: - 1,000,000,001 Dalmatians: The Need of Neutering - Beauty and the Bricks - Zambi: the Walking Deer - The Iron King 2: Simba's Ferride - The Little Mormon - Cinderella 4: The Fairy Godfather and his Mafia - Tarzipan of the Choco-Apes - Brother Boar - Home on Deranged - The Emperor's New Sith Apprentice - Mickey and the Mousetrap - Lilo and B**ch

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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Roses are red. Violets are purple

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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Vagina Boob

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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