- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

destiny

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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