- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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