- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Chuck norris

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

destiny

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