- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

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