So one time there was this woman learning...

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

do you have a wife?

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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