- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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