Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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