- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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