- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Who does creatine? James Cornish

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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