A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Poop.

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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Why did the woman spray a black man in the eyes with pepper spray, then promptly run away? Because the woman was a notorious criminal and was currently robbing the man's house, but was caught in the act so she used pepper spray as her last line of defense while she fled from the scene before the man could call the police to detain her and put her in prison for her crimes.

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There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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