Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

knock knock There's no door

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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