What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Youre mom is so dead...

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Women's rights...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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