- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

What's the difference between a duck?

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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