Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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