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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

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