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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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