Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

women's rights, lol

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

Anti Joke

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