- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

Stop me if you heard this one before.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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