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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

Knock Knock Who's There Me

Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

I'm hungry.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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