- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

010010101210001010 You dirty girl

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

Your Mother

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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