Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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