A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

women's rights, lol

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

heat!

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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