- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

Your Mother

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

Stop me if you heard this one before.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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