Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

thumb_up thumb_down -28

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Stop me if you heard this one before.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

thumb_up thumb_down -32

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

thumb_up thumb_down -32

J?????????????????o??????????????????????k?????????????????????????e?????????????????????????????????????s??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????o??????????????????????n??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????y???????????????????????????????????o????????????????????????????????u????????????????????????????????.?????????????????????????????.????????????????????.????????????????????????

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops