- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

its funny cuz i laughed!

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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