- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

What did death say to life? Go die

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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