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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

what do you call a black guy african american

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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What is your bill about? Clinton

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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