A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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Knock knock

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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Joke

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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woman's rights

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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what do you call a black guy african american

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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