Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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woman's rights

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Joke

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Knock knock

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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don't read this

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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